bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Just pee around me
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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