Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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