That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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