4 words: hood of his car
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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