...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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