How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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