if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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