she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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