Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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