New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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