so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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