Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I just gargled with NyQuil
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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