He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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