It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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