K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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