he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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