he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
