I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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