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Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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