idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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