I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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