Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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