People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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