whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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