What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Randomize
