Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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