Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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