You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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