Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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