your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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