If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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