You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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