dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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