i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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