Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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