I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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