GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Randomize
