drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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