If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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