What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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