i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
