My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
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