i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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