we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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