i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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