is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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