Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
id be glad to
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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