This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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