ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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