I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
All I want is dick and wine.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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