i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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