she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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